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the ONLY fumu academy accredited by nobody
wat is a fumu?+
a coin but sillier. legally distinct. do not sue us.
how do i buy fumu?+
give us fumu. we do not give fumu back. u signed a thing.
is fumu safe?+
no.
will fumu go up?+
probably not. but also yes. but no.
who made fumu?+
3 raccoons in a trenchcoat. their names r Greg, Greg, and also Greg.
can i eat a fumu?+
we cannot legally recommend it. but yes.
is this a pyramid scheme?+
no its a trapezoid scheme, entirely different geometry
Congrats u have learned
u are now a certified fumu haver. Greg mailed u a diploma. its just a napkin.